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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

I love the smell of PWNAGE in the morning!

So, I have a day off. I don't have to go into the radio station this morning, so I'm sitting at my cozy little computer desk in my cozy little apartment while my lovely wife (who also, luckily, has a day off) is dozing her sweet lil' head off in bed.

So what have I been doing this morning?

Pwning Chuckles. That's all.

I decided to read his blog and find the asanine quote of the day in here to share with you all when I found this comment to a post about Sean:

Adorable Girlfriend says: Smarty, Sean is this major, major cobag. His address: That pretty much says it all.

However, he likes to cut and paste others comments, doesn't reference, edits his posts or comments to correct what you rip on him for and generally a sad guy.

The sad part is you know he's working class like all the rest of us and hating on the good guys. Somehow having guns and killing people takes away the oppression for him. He could be a really good guy if he was more educated and hung about with better people then Tony from, Jermturd and Steve-the-ass-pirate.
Now, while the jury is out on just what exactly a "cobag" is, I can see that Adorable Girlfriend-like her buddy Chuckles-is nothing more than another run of the mill hate-filled lefty. Which explains her keeping the kind of company she keeps.

Now, let's look a little more deeply into her comment here.

She first calls Sean a cobag. A quick swing by says that a "cobag" is short for a colostomy bag. Or, if you're from the South like I'm originally from, a s*%tbag. Last time I checked, Sean is neither a colostomy nor a s*%tbag. Since I'm sure that colostomy/s*%tbags can neither walk, talk, nor vote (and if they did I'm pretty sure they'd vote Democrat), he can be neither of these things.

Next she parrots the same ol' Chuckles "cut-and-paste" line. Joy, oh joy! You see, we're seeing the typical Democratic technique of "the talking point" here. It's simply the old saying "if you say it enough then it must be true" being put to good (or in this case, evil) use. I think this is a case of Chuckles' jealousy of Sean and his blog. Not only does it look better, smell better (a lot less patchouli), but Sean has three top-notch writers while Chuckles can only write about how he hates blogging drunk and how it's Wal Mart's responsibility to ensure the whole world has healthcare coverage. A pity. She also calls him a "sad guy." I've known Sean for a while, and he doesn't seem sad. He seems rather content and happy with his life.

Moving on now, she then begins a little leftist class warfare. While Sean, FM, and I are all three hard-working, middle-class Americans, we apparently are traitors to the working class because we hate on "the good guys." I properly dissected and countered said message in Chuckles' comments section like so:

Steve the Pirate said: You see, the "good guys," as you label them, are for taking more money out of my pocket and giving it to people who are too lazy to get up and get a job. They're not disadvantaged, they're not downtrodden, they're lazy. Plain and simple. The real "good guys" are the ones who cut my taxes so I keep more of my hard-earned money in my wallet, work to eliminate welfare and the socialist society it inevitably creates, and keeps nutbags from blowing up my family (don't repeat the Michael Moore line that I'm not in any danger; I have a USAF base right in my backyard which any al Qaeda hoser would love to bomb).
Just in case you're curious, that AF base is Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Fairborn, Ohio.

Moving on now.

Folks, it doesn't stop there! She then opens full ad hominem as she not only accuses Sean of being uneducated, but also accuses yours truly of being a homosexual. I can't speak for Sean's level of education, but I do know that Sean is one of the most intelligent men I have ever met. As for my sexual preference (it seems that Chuckles and his crew is obsessed with said sexual preference), you may want to ask my wife about that. Anyway.

As you can see, this is what we're dealing with. This is why men like Sean, FM, and myself are here, to keep you informed of not only what happens in the world, but to also show you the nature of the enemy-in all their hatred, moaning, crying, and foaming-at-the-mouth-in this ideological conflict. As long as they're out there, we'll be right behind them exposing them for what they truly are.

Day By Day© by Chris Muir.