Out of Iraq

I'm starting to think that maybe the anti-war protesters have it right. I mean look at what our soldiers are doing over there:

The Abbasiya Girls School, currently educating more than 800 girls aging from 12 through 18 is the only one of its kind in the Najaf region.

In February, Soldiers from 3rd Battalion, 16th Field Artillery Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, distributed filing cabinets, reams of paper, snacks, soap, deodorant, brushes and other items to students at the school in an effort to show support for these future leaders of Iraq.

See! They are spending all of their time trying to help the people of Iraq instead of killing them! What's the meaning of this? Aren't we supposed to be over there killing civilians? Here we are, giving these kids a better chance at an education instead of blowing them up!

The girls at school told Soldiers that they were thankful for the donated materials.

What?! You mean they didn't run in fear from our soldiers? Don't they know that our troops are programmed to kill blindly and without reason?

Run girls! They have guns! Don't you see?! Aren't you afraid?

I think it's time we rethink the strategy in Iraq. If our men and women in uniform are not killing civilians, then they need to be pulled out immediately. I'd hate to think that mother Sheehan and all of her liberal friends are lying to the American public...

*cough, gag*

Wow, there is a limit to sarcasm. I think I just exceeded it.