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Saturday, March 25, 2006

A Lesson in Efficiency

Ordered something recently. They are shipping it by FedEx right now. Here is an example of stupidity at it's finest:

Take note of the pickup location. Lenexa, KS. From there it is sent to Shawnee, KS. Then the package makes it's way... back to Lenexa?! And then back to Shawnee again because the barcode was screwed up. I'm guessing the item is headed back to Lenexa again just to balance things out. If it actually makes it to me on time it might rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

Too bad they don't offer frequent flyer miles for packages. I'd have a trip to Hawaii by now. Personally, I think it's a conspiracy by Halliburton to ensure that I don't order crap off the internet anymore.

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