Talk About Bird Shot
I recently got word of this Cheney guy accidentally shooting Harry Whittington, who was recently released from the hospital. Some people, like New York Times columnist Bob Herbert, have called for Cheney to step down as Vice President because of the incident. News flash: It was an accident, people.
Accidents happen while bird hunting. Take it from me. I have been thrown off cliffs, blown up by dynamite, shot by guns. I've even been hit by trains, buses, and trucks. All this because of bird hunting.
It's a dangerous endeavor, but well worth it. One of these days I'm going to get that roadrunner and slow roast him. Sure he's scrawny and probably tough, but I've put too much time and effort toward catching him just to quit.
One suggestion for Mr. Cheney, work alone in the future. Not only do you not have to worry about hurting anyone else, but it also means more bird for you. Big man like you needs all he can get.