100 Days of Hamas
A Precision Guided Humor Assignment
The Alliance calls and, once again, I make a feeble attempt to answer. They want to know what "reforms" the new Hamas-controlled Palestinian Authority will implement during their first 100 days.
It just so happens that I received an advance copy of the ‘Hamas Guidebook to
Step 1: Kill all Joooos
Step 2: Kill all infidels
Step 3: If there is anyone left, they can have a party.
That pretty much takes care of day 1. As far as day 2 thru 100, they don’t have anything since they don’t plan on making it that far. I guess if Iran gets a nuke they will add some more chapters about running from U.S. nuclear warheads.
Remember all you radical Islamists, ‘duck and cover’ doesn’t actually help you survive a nuclear stike. Radiation doesn’t care what position you are in when it kills you.