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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

100 Days of Hamas

A Precision Guided Humor Assignment

The Alliance calls and, once again, I make a feeble attempt to answer. They want to know what "reforms" the new Hamas-controlled Palestinian Authority will implement during their first 100 days.

It just so happens that I received an advance copy of the ‘Hamas Guidebook to Ruining Running an Authority’ from Amazon. The book is pretty lengthy so I’ll break it down to the basics. Here is the overall plan:

Step 1: Kill all Joooos
Step 2: Kill all infidels
Step 3: If there is anyone left, they can have a party.

That pretty much takes care of day 1. As far as day 2 thru 100, they don’t have anything since they don’t plan on making it that far. I guess if Iran gets a nuke they will add some more chapters about running from U.S. nuclear warheads.

Remember all you radical Islamists, ‘duck and cover’ doesn’t actually help you survive a nuclear stike. Radiation doesn’t care what position you are in when it kills you.

Day By Day© by Chris Muir.