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Saturday, January 28, 2006

A Little About Me:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SeanS!
  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, SeanS and compline!
  2. (Which is why the Pope keeps calling me and asking for the time.)
  3. The patron saint of SeanS is Saint Eugenie.
  4. (We go way back, old Eugenie and I.)
  5. Over 46,000 pieces of SeanS float on every square mile of ocean.
  6. (I don't even want to go there. It was the Navy and you get bored out at sea.)
  7. The deepest part of SeanS is over 35,000 feet deep!
  8. (Yeah, I'm deep.)
  9. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by SeanS.
  10. (Wherefore art thou Romeo? No, I won't give you a kiss!)
  11. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw SeanS into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  12. (It gets friggen hot in there!)
  13. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with SeanS!
  14. (The other 2% is Cheese-whiz.)
  15. Two grams of SeanS provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  16. (Maybe I was standing too close to the reactor...)
  17. If you chew gum while peeling SeanS then it will stop you from crying.
  18. (Oooo, that tickles!)
  19. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to SeanS!
  20. (Mine are fuchsia.)
Well, wasn't that fun! It's amazing what you can find out if you are totally bored out of your mind.

HT: Laurence Simon



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