Evil Glenn's New Year
(A Filthy Lie)
Like many of us, Evil Glenn will be starting the new year with a list of resolutions. Here is a list of them. Can you guess which one's he will break?
1) Lose 10 pounds. A shake for breakfast, one for lunch, and a sensible dinner.
2) Start an exercise routine. It's finally time to use that Bow-flex my wife bought me.
3) Change out my comments in my posts. I think I'll try "How 'bout that" instead of "Indeed".
4) Clone myself. Have mini-me kick Frank J's butt.
5) Give up control of the blogosphere to Michelle Malkin. Heh, who am I kidding?
Well, that's all he had for 2006. Happy New Year, Glenn. There will be many more good lies to spread in the coming year.