The 7000 Club
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
Alliance HQ sent a memo out last week with orders to find out where the 7000 troops currently assigned in Iraq are being sent. I'm on the case.
Internal memos from the State Department show nothing more than a plan to relocate all of the Sunni Muslims to Poland. No good. My sources inside the NSA say that there is word that Osama Bin Laden is taking refuge in the Clinton's basement. Again, nothing worthwhile.
Wait... here it is. A fax from the White House to the CIA. It says that the troops will be relocated to... Crawford, Texas? Something about a chili cook-off and ice-cream social. Why is Rummy keeping that secret?
What kind of chili are they making, anyway? Something fishy here.