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Sunday, November 13, 2005

The Patriotic Media

(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)

Harvey has been questioning the patriotism of our mainstream media. At his behest, I did some investigating and found the following:

CNN refers to the bombings in Jordan as 'blasts'. 'Bombing' makes it sound like a terrorist act and these were clearly freedom fighters.

ABC News looks at the plight of the peace-loving Sunnis who just want the U.S. to pull out of Iraq so they can vote.

CBS News reports the violation of the holiest of books, the Quran. It's good that they accompany the article with the flag of Pakistan instead of a photo of the churches that are burning.

MSNBC keeps a good tally on the body count from President Bushitler's illegal war in Iraq.

Finally, the New York Times shows that the U.S. intellegence agencies are trying to make up lies about Iran's obviously peaceful nuclear program.

You just don't get more patriotic than that. If you disagree, than you are a Nazi.



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