Glenn Reynolds: The Musical
(A Filthy Lie)
Instapundit on Ice? Puppyblender: The E! True Hollywood Story? No. It's Glenn Reynolds: The Musical.
It has comedy, drama, nanotechnology. See as our hero attempts once again to take on Michelle Malkin for control of the Blogosphere! Glenn Reynolds: The Musical also has a heart-warming love story between a man and his puppies.
Scene: Glenn Reynolds in his kitchen.
Glenn: Here, puppy. You want to go for a ride in the blender?
It won't be long now
With excitement, I quake
Sweet little puppy
Tastes good in a shake
Destined for Broadway, it's Glenn Reynolds: The Musical.
What shall become of me?
Malkin has beaten me.
Puppies are running free.
Produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber in conjunction with Hobo-killer productions.