Image courtesy of Cooltext.com

This is the old site. Click the title to go to the new Shoot a Liberal.

*Disclaimer: Don't actually shoot liberals... Impaling is much more satisfying. But then again, there's always walking the plank...

Friday, October 14, 2005

Work for the Pope

Photo courtesy AP
-Do you have faith in God?
-Are you Catholic?
-Do you look good in black?
-Are you willing to give up any chance of a sex life?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you could be ready for the priesthood!

Yes, thanks to the "Fishers of Men" program, you now have the chance to don the uniform of an ordained priest. In only 5 short years, using our approved program you can learn the following:

-How to bless
-How to give communion
-How to take confession
-How not to touch little boys

Our program is guaranteed or your money back. Subject to applicable laws. Taxes and fees extra. Zero interest only on approved credit. Program does not guarantee eternal life.

Linked with: Basil's Blog



Day By Day© by Chris Muir.