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Saturday, October 29, 2005

U.N. Turns the Big Six-oh

(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)

What do you get for that special person on their big day? When it comes to the U.N., it's hard to find something for the person who has everything. Sure they traded food to get it, but what do you do now?

Well I've got the perfect gift. Boy, is Kofi going to be surprised when he opens up the box and finds... the deed for the new U.N. headquarters!

That's right! Goodbye, New York. Hello, Pakistan!

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I got a great deal on the land. I just had to promise that the U.N. would ACTUALLY give aid to the people who lost everything to the earthquake. I'm sure Kofi will gladly oblige. The White House already agreed to pay the moving expenses.

Happy birthday U.N.! Now get out!

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