Inside Evil Glenn's Head
(A Filthy Lie)
I've done the impossible. I have obtained the top secret psychiatric files of Glenn Reynolds.
There are untold evils in here that are the stuff of nightmares and horror flicks.
Glenn has a recurring dream of bathing nude with Ted Kennedy and Harry Reid. Glenn wants to be a mother to some alien species. Glenn has an unnatural fear of spaghetti-o's.
Most frightening of all is what the voices in his head are saying. He was told by one that it would be a GOOD idea to support the ACLU.
Another voice calls him "Pip" and says he should try to fly off buildings.
Yet another says that he can be greater than Michelle Malkin if he simply squirts Karl Rove in the face with a water pistol.