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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Heil Alliance!

(A Filthy Lie)

The truth has come out. The Alliance is not as it seems. We are, as they say, dirty rotten racial supremacist Nazis.

We didn't start out as such. When the Alliance was fist born of the bowels of Frank J., it was good and pure. The filthy lies of Evil Glenn were innocent fun. Then came Harvey, with his penguin porn lies. It all went downhill from there.

We started meeting in secret. The lies began to take form in truths. Glenn Reynolds did, in fact, become evil. And we were forced to take oaths to uphold communism and nazism.

I'm not proud of this. You must believe that it was innocent at the start and had I known how far it would go...

I would have stayed!!! Muahahaha! Heil Alliance! Down with Puppy-blenders!



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