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Saturday, September 17, 2005

My Headlines

Basil wants headlines. Here's your stinking headlines.

From ABC news:
Relief Head Questions Big Easy Timeline
Rest of body knows it's just too easy.

Iran invites participation in nuclear program
Who wants the bomb dropped on them first?

Police Search For Link In String Of Morning Armed Robberies
Anonymous tipster tells them that only chains have links.

From ABC news:
Croatian Zoo Features Humans Exhibit
Throwing feces is encouraged.

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