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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Want to Live In DISH?

Echostar satellite is giving away free DISH network service for ten years to the first town to officially and permanently change it's name to DISH.

Personally I would rather live in Spork. Residents would get a lifetime supply of those little plastic wonders of science. Or even better, 'Exxon'. Free gas for ten years! Maybe I could go and buy that gas guzzling SUV I've always wanted. I'd have to get it before they are gone for good.

Then I could just run over those leftist hippies in their hybrids instead of getting caught behind them in traffic and being forced to read stupid bumper stickers like "Democracy is not a faith based initiative". Hey lefty wing-nut! Read the declaration of independence sometime!
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Creator = God. That means our founding fathers created our democracy based on beliefs of God-fearing people. Shocker, huh?



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