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Sunday, August 21, 2005

No Room For Humor in Washington.

I supported President Bush's nomination of John Roberts for the Supreme Court but now I know he can't be a SCOTUS judge. The guy is too funny.

Having a sense of humor is poison to feminazi liberals. It makes less sense to them than a passage from the Bible. Understanding a simple joke about "whether encouraging homemakers to become lawyers contributes to the common good" is like trying to comprehend Bill Clinton's autobiography. They just don't get it.

Phyllis Schlafly, the president of the conservative Eagle Forum is willing to forgive Roberts of his use of comedy to get Washington to lighten up.
"I don't think that disqualifies him. I think he got married to a feminist; he's learned a lot"
Ah, feminists. The cure for laughter. Kim Gandy, president of the liberal National Organization for Women is not so quick to forgive.
"I find it quite shocking that a young lawyer, as he was at the time, had such Neanderthal ideas about women's place."
Right. We are going to have to have that humor gene removed before he gets confirmed. If we don't have a bunch of uptight weenies on the Supreme Court, their judgements might actually serve the common good.



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