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Friday, August 19, 2005

Gaza Strip Sounds Like a Dance Move

I’m going to go into a bit of a rant here but the whole Gaza strip situation seems a little like a brat teenager stealing from his mom and her being a pushover. It might as well be like this:

Israel (mom): Honey, you can’t have the Gaza strip. It belongs to Mommy.

Palestine (teen): Give it to me b*tch. I want it.

Israel: But honey, Mommy needs Gaza. She has people who live there.

Palestine: You give it to me now or else I’m going to whine to CNN.

Israel: OK. Just be careful with it.

Palestine: Get those people out of here!

Israel: But honey, they were here first.

Palestine: “Hello, CNN?”

Israel: Sheesh, teenagers…

Maybe we can get Ariel Sharon and Mahmoud Abbas onto the Maury Povich show and have that drill sergeant guy knock some sense into both of them. Giving up land to Palestine is just like giving into a whining brat. Sure it shuts them up for the time being but they are going to want something else soon. Now that Israel agreed to this they are going to get pushed even furthur.

Of course Condi Rice is not helping matters. Hey Condi! The jews were there first! Have you read that part of the bible? No where in there does it say 'Mahommed was here'.

Day By Day© by Chris Muir.