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Friday, July 29, 2005

I Hate Fox

They had the perfect opportunity to ditch these blond bimbos and they dropped the ball. Try getting something good on your network for once! I have almost 100 channels and STILL there's nothing on T.V.

Can I Loan You My Gun?

Helen Thomas makes a pretty good proposition to the GOP. What do we get if we have Karl Rove run? Would she take Hillary with her?

I Hope He Sent it.

From the Baltimore Sun: Steven Johnson presents a letter to Hellary on the evil effects of videogames. An excerpt:
Your current concern is over sex scenes in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Yet there's not much to investigate, is there? It should get rated appropriately, and that's that. But there's more to your proposed study: You want to examine how video games shape children's values and cognitive development.
I have a fourteen year old stepson who asked if he could have Grand Theft Auto. As a concerned parent, I noted the rating of 'M' on the package. Since this means that the game is unsuitable for childen under 17, I did not get him the game. Simple, right? Can you left wing loonies get it through your heads that parents should be able to take care of this?

Can I please raise my kids the way I think is right? Get off my back! I can't spank them. I can't ground them. I can't even yell at them anymore without some feminazi moonbat wondering why. I don't need some big wig beaurocrat telling me what is good for my kids. Get a life, Clinton, and for God sakes, leave the American people alone!

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Lock and Load

Okay, time to live up to the title of this blog. First to be shot is... Paul Krassner from Huffpo. He writes an interesting-but-stupid piece on John Roberts' wife being "anti-abortion". Let's forget a moment about the fact that he brings this up in three paragraphs and follows up with a personal gripe about the time he was harassed by the cops for DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL, and lets look at the facts. Did John Roberts argue against Roe vs. Wade when he was Deputy Solicitor General under George Bush Sr.? Yes. Why? Because it was his JOB! Does any lawyer come out after a case they lost and say, "Well, I guess I was wrong. He was guilty." No, because then they would never again get a case.

Down to the nitty gritty now.

The prospect of this medical procedure actually becoming illegal again dismays me, particularly because of what I learned during my experience as an underground (read 'illegal') abortion referral service all through the ’60s.

What did he learn as a criminal?

She advised women to keep away from me because I had “strange Greenwich Village friends,” and told a graduate student working on a thesis about abortion that to interview me would compromise the Columbia School of Journalism.

Or maybe because she didn't want you getting more babies killed. Did you think of that?

She justified her work: “This is the law. We have to follow it. Abortion is an illegal act, and we have to punish people who commit it.”

Go figure, a cop doing her job. But since it interferes with your liberal feminazi agenda, it's something that 'requires justification'.

Be forewarned, stupidity abounds. I am well trained to handle this but there are others who allow it to take hold of them and they become left-wing moonbats. Don't let them take control of you too.

God bless

Hope He Likes Prison Food

Mohammed Ali Hassan al-Moayad will be spending some quality time in our federal prison system. 75 years is too easy a sentence for this slimeball. Ahmed Ressam only gets 22 years? I'm guessing it's because the judge has a political agenda. Well excuse me judge but keeping these animals in the regular prison system is going to keep us from putting other violent criminals away. I don't want these terrorist thugs anywhere inside our borders. Let them sit in their air-conditioned cells eating goumet food in Cuba. Castro doesn't seem to mind.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

And Our Space Program is Back!

Good job to all of the people at NASA. This is a great day as the shuttle returns to space with 7 brave astronauts on board. I wish them all the best and may your journey be without incident. I just wish I could have been there to see it first hand. Back when I was stationed in Orlando with the Navy, I saw a few launches and there is nothing quite as awe inspiring as seeing that beautiful ship pierce the atmosphere. God bless the astronauts and all of the hard-working folks at NASA. Woohoo!

Monday, July 25, 2005

There She Goes Again!

Seems that Jane Fonda can't keep her mouth shut. Maybe she needs to have it sewn shut so the stupid doesn't leak out anymore.

My favorite line:

Prompted by a question from the audience, Fonda said war veterans that she has met on a nationwide book tour have encouraged her to break her silence on the Iraq war.

No, Jane, that wasn't encouragement. It was a dare. Just give us another reason to not want to see your movies. Maybe you can get your photo taken wearing a bomb just before Al Qaeda blows it up.

NASA Prepares for 'Return to Flight'

This is an exciting time for NASA. On Tuesday, July 26 at 10:39 AM EDT, they will be sending up the first shuttle mission since the tragic loss of the Columbia in February 2003. Not many people realize this, but when NASA was originally planning its “Return to Flight”, they were going to commemorate it by sending up a celebrity with the astronauts.

“We took a poll to see which celebrity people would most like to see be launched into orbit.” says NASA administrator Michael Griffin, “We received hundreds of responses and the vast majority recommended Michael Moore, but only if we left him there.”

NASA went to work trying to see if the feat was possible. The maximum weight capacity of the space shuttle discovery is 24,400 Kilograms, or about 27 tons. This is just barely above what would be needed to carry Michael Moore into space.

The next big challenge was how to get him into the spacecraft. “The elevator the astronauts use would exceed its maximum allowable capacity.” says Paul Hill, lead flight director at JSC, “We thought we might be able to load Mr. Moore using the crane in the vehicle assembly building but that would mean keeping him onboard until the launch. Our biggest fear was that he might start eating the spacecraft.”

The idea was finally scrapped when scientists calculated the amount of food that the crew would have to bring along in order to keep Michael Moore from eating the crew’s rations. “They told us that he would last for less than 20 minutes on what keeps us going for 16 days.” says mission commander Eileen Collins. “He would literally eat us out of house and home.”

-SeanS reporting for FNN, the fake news network.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Checking the Headlines

From the Baltimore Sun comes this quote:

"If Roberts votes to overturn Roe, there will be wholesale defections from the GOP, especially among white women," he says. "If he votes to uphold Roe, the conservative base will be in an uproar because this is the first nominee of the post-evangelical era. Either way, there will be a Democratic windfall."
-Thomas F. Schaller, associate professor of political science at the University of Maryland, Baltimore County

I think Professor Schaller makes an excellent point here. The Dems have a big opportunity to break apart the Republican party. If they push the issue hard enough, this could give them the White House in 2008.

Thankfully though, we will still have a Patriot Act. Gitmo will remain and our troops will keep doing their job to bring freedom to Iraq. Oh, but what a shame the folks at the U.S. Agency for International Development won't be able to have their winter formal now.

Unfortunately for Iraqis, the terrorists live among them. This needs to end now. Find the Sunni Muslims and begin forced relocations. If they resist, they pay the consequence.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

I'm a Right-Wing Nut-Job. Woohoo!

Apparently I've gotten some attention already on my first day up. Good. Although I do think I should point out that I am not the only person who feels this way. Michael Savage might be too much for some, but when a man that smart makes a point, I tend to listen. But maybe you feel that we should have islamists like Omar Bakri Mohammed in our country. Well not on my watch.

John Roberts Faces Criticism from Senate Democrats

(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)

John Roberts faces his confirmation hearings and the Dems get to work trying to break him:

Ted Kennedy: Mr. Roberts, what is your position on the issue of Roe vs. Wade?

Roberts: Hmmm.

Harry Reid: That’s not an answer Mr. Roberts. Do you support or oppose gay marriage?

Roberts: Indeed!

Barbara Boxer: Why won’t he answer our questions?

Roberts: Muahahaha! Because I’m not John Roberts! (pulls off his mask) I’m Glenn Reynolds!


Glenn Reynolds: And my first action as supreme court justice will be to make my blog the only one that is constitutional!

Ted Kennedy: Hey aren’t you the guy who drinks puppies?

Glenn Reynolds: Yes and I’m going to make all the world my own! Hobos are unconstitutional and must be terminated! Penguin porn is within my right to free speech! Worship me fools!

Diane Feinstein: Hey, I kinda like this guy.

Richard Durbin: He’s just the kind of guy we need on the bench! You’ve got my vote Glenn!

Glenn Reynolds: Muahahaha! I don’t need you. I have all the site traffic in the world at my disposal now! (runs out of the senate chambers)

Harry Reid: What a nice guy.

John Kerry: But I still want to see those documents!

Instapundo Delenda Est!

How About Calling it MURDER?

Instead of trying to define terrorism, let's see it for what it truly is. Why does the U.N. even bother since all they will do is 'condemn' it and then stand idly by as people die? Let's drop the talk, people, and get some action here!

Egypt in the Line of Fire

83 more innocents die and where is our president? We need a rally cry here 'W'. Get on the podium and give-'em-hell!

Oh, wait a minute... on closer inspection it appears this wasn't done by terrorists. It was done by the anti-Egypt-tourism industry. They didn't want to kill people. They just wanted a piece of the Red-Sea-visitor action.

Come on! Do you really think that was all this was about! These are terrorists, not travel agents. This is about freedom and the one's who would try to take it away. The world needs to recognize that while groups like the ACLU wants to protect the right to free speech, it is costing us lives. Preaching terrorism is not a right, it's an attack on our liberty.


Thus begins a new era in blogging. Welcome to "Shoot a Liberal". I am your host SeanS. Why shoot a liberal? Why not? They want terrorists to shoot you; not to mention blow you up or kidnap you and cut your throat. Why else would they be against racial profiling? It's the only thing that will save us from total destruction.

Simply stated, liberal ideals such as civil rights don't have a place in today's society. We are facing an enemy of epic proportions. These savages have no qualms about killing innocent women and children. So why do leftist wackos try and explain it away? Good question.

Some say we are attacked because of our 'foreign policy' or because we went to war in Iraq. NO! Wake up! This is because of freedom. We have the choice to live our lives anyway we please. Our culture is one of choice and they oppose that. That is why we are 'infidels'. These islamo-facists will not be happy until our women are fully covered and we pray five times a day to Mecca.

If you value your freedom, stop trying to make excuses for these freaks and face the enemy like true patriots. Liberalism will be our downfall. We need to start racial profiling, or as I like to call it 'locating the enemy within'. We need stronger borders to keep the enemy out. We need to be watching the Muslim community since they won't bring forth the terrorists in their ranks. We need to wake up! Don't allow yourself to be silenced. Liberals scream about their right to free speech but we fail to use ours! Now is the time.

God bless.

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